you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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