maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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