in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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