I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize