They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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