hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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