Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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