i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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