FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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