She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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