That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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