At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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