Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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