called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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