i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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