Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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