he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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