he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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