I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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