Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
