So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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