Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize