i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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