My friends, they love my intelligence
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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