But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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