what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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