can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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