The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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