your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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