windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She bit a glass in half.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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