If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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