I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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