Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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