no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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