You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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