She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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