brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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