you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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