Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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