Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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