what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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