He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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