You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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