It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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