If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
ok first of all what the fuck
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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