we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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