When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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