your room smells of hookers.
And success
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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