i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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