STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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