she looked like the before picture.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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