Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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