you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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