do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just had sex on a roof
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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