All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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