Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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