FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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