So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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